“Doc,” says Ajiekdit, “I want to be castrated.”
“What on earth for!?” asked the doctor, surprised.
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done,” replied Ajiekdit.
“But have you thought it through?” Asked the doctor. “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”
“I’m aware of that. You’re not going to change my mind — either you book me in to be castrated, or I’ll simply go to another doctor!”
“Well, okay”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!”
So Ajiekdit had his operation, and the next day he is up and walking, very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.
Heading towards him is another patient (Malith), who is walking exactly the same way.
“Hi there,” says Ajiekdit, “It looks like you’ve just had the same operation as mine.”
“Well,” replies Malith, “After 37 years of life, I finally decided to be circumcised.”
Ajiekdit stared at him in horror, then screams, “Shit! THAT’S the WORD!”
Meanwhile, let me smoke my shit slowly as I sleep, puff one, puff two…😯😯😯😯😯😯
Praise the Lord! If Jesus was circuncised at the age of 8 days as ordered by his Father through His Great-Great-Great-Grandfather (Abram), then who are you not to?
Circumcised but castrated = Circumstrated (sarcastically castrated or ‘Saakam-strated’)
Castrated but not circumcised = sarcastrated (sarcastically castrated)
NB: Footnote added by Jon Pen